i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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