wat bout pragnant strippers??
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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