Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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