stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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