I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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