True but thats because hes a fetus.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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