my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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