How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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