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  • Oh contrare Sarre. Sex drugs and alcohol are in fact what life is about until you have kids. After that the sex is gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:39pm
  • So, this one time, I had Lunchables pizza. Now that I'm not 6, I know it's God-awful. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:28am
  • some of the top chefs came from not knowing jack shit. you'll get it if you try....try really really hard in your case.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Just cuz I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy motherfucker!! Green Team!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:47pm
  • the CIA sucks. everyone hates it there. Johnson and Wales is where it's at. (CIA has no decent accredidation anyways). =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:18am
  • My life is a waste. -Guy in culinary school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Awe. That's so sad I will teach u how 2 cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • 1) I go to the CIA, which they keep telling us is the "World's Premier Culinary School." 2) People here do shit like that everyday. Our fire alarm has gone off 10 times in the past 2 years because somebody burned fucking popcorn in the lounge micro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:29pm
  • In Soviet Russia , pizza fucks u up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:13pm
  • i go to johnson and wales and the fire alarm went off at 3am my freshmen year because some stoned girl was trying to make easy mac and it went terribly wrong. however, this puts my area code (347) to shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Is this Ferrah from Teen Mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Shut the fuck up Sarre shits not funny when u keep posting it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Hahaha nice job chef Ramsey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:38am
  • My girlfriend actually burnt a can of greenbeans... How is that possible?!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:13am
  • that kinda sucks.. next time stick with dominos.. screw digarno!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:03pm
  • FIRST!!! Also, if you can do that, you're a world-class fuckup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:03pm
  • It happens to the best of us. I can make a fantastic pie, grill a tender and moist steak, and create a seafood alfredo that will make your mouth water. But for the life of me I cannot add just the right amount of the Ramen seasoning packet to make it not over-powering, but not bland as shit, either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:30am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:42am
  • Who are you kidding applying to culinary school in the first place? I've spent 12 years in the restaurant industry in 11 different restaurants including fine dining - you are going to end up running some crappy line with moody teenage cooks in a hot, busy kitchen getting no respect from your employers and shitty pay. Study something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Silly Yank, struggling to "make it" in the real world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:28pm
  • I would never apply to culinary school. Today I melted a huge plastic spoon while trying to heat up vegtable oil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:36pm
  • like i said, stick to dominos.. this way you cant burn your house down either! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:12pm
  • happens to me everyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:09pm
  • On the bright side, you probably won't be usning microwaves in culinary though.. -CKY<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Noone's born as a master chef..... You'll be fine! Just try not to poison anyone in the meantime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:26am
  • Now you seeeee... Whatcha do iiiiis, you take yo' greenbeans can, andya putcha can right on thestovetop! Aaaaand you go right on ahead andya startcha stove. Bothya can andya greenbeans insiiiide a burnt. -Bill Cosby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:32am
  • Lmmfao! My girlfriends sister burnt mac and cheese in the microwave! Made the apartment smokey and everything lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:46am
  • Don't fucking bother applying to the CIA we don't want ur dumb ass here ~Helena.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:31pm
  • The fact that you're making microwaveable pizza says you don't belong in culinary school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:58pm