k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Oh contrare Sarre. Sex drugs and alcohol are in fact what life is about until you have kids. After that the sex is gone
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
So, this one time, I had Lunchables pizza. Now that I'm not 6, I know it's God-awful.
some of the top chefs came from not knowing jack shit. you'll get it if you try....try really really hard in your case.....
Just cuz I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy motherfucker!!
My life is a waste.
-Guy in culinary school
the CIA sucks. everyone hates it there.
Johnson and Wales is where it's at.
(CIA has no decent accredidation anyways). =]
1) I go to the CIA, which they keep telling us is the "World's Premier Culinary School."
2) People here do shit like that everyday. Our fire alarm has gone off 10 times in the past 2 years because somebody burned fucking popcorn in the lounge micro
Awe. That's so sad I will teach u how 2 cook
back and forth forever
i go to johnson and wales and the fire alarm went off at 3am my freshmen year because some stoned girl was trying to make easy mac and it went terribly wrong.
however, this puts my area code (347) to shame.
Is this Ferrah from Teen Mom?
In Soviet Russia , pizza fucks u up
Shut the fuck up Sarre shits not funny when u keep posting it
Hahaha nice job chef Ramsey
My girlfriend actually burnt a can of greenbeans... How is that possible?!??
FIRST!!! Also, if you can do that, you're a world-class fuckup
It happens to the best of us. I can make a fantastic pie, grill a tender and moist steak, and create a seafood alfredo that will make your mouth water. But for the life of me I cannot add just the right amount of the Ramen seasoning packet to make it not over-powering, but not bland as shit, either.
that kinda sucks.. next time stick with dominos.. screw digarno!!
Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...
Who are you kidding applying to culinary school in the first place? I've spent 12 years in the restaurant industry in 11 different restaurants including fine dining - you are going to end up running some crappy line with moody teenage cooks in a hot, busy kitchen getting no respect from your employers and shitty pay. Study something else.
Silly Yank, struggling to "make it" in the real world
I would never apply to culinary school. Today I melted a huge plastic spoon while trying to heat up vegtable oil
like i said, stick to dominos.. this way you cant burn your house down either! :)
On the bright side, you probably won't be usning microwaves in culinary though..
happens to me everyday.
Lmmfao! My girlfriends sister burnt mac and cheese in the microwave! Made the apartment smokey and everything lol
Noone's born as a master chef..... You'll be fine! Just try not to poison anyone in the meantime.
Now you seeeee... Whatcha do iiiiis, you take yo' greenbeans can, andya putcha can right on thestovetop! Aaaaand you go right on ahead andya startcha stove. Bothya can andya greenbeans insiiiide a burnt.
Don't fucking bother applying to the CIA we don't want ur dumb ass here ~Helena.
The fact that you're making microwaveable pizza says you don't belong in culinary school.