k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Oh contrare Sarre. Sex drugs and alcohol are in fact what life is about until you have kids. After that the sex is gone
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
So, this one time, I had Lunchables pizza. Now that I'm not 6, I know it's God-awful.
some of the top chefs came from not knowing jack shit. you'll get it if you try....try really really hard in your case.....
the CIA sucks. everyone hates it there.
Johnson and Wales is where it's at.
(CIA has no decent accredidation anyways). =]
My life is a waste.
-Guy in culinary school
Just cuz I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy motherfucker!!
In Soviet Russia , pizza fucks u up
1) I go to the CIA, which they keep telling us is the "World's Premier Culinary School."
2) People here do shit like that everyday. Our fire alarm has gone off 10 times in the past 2 years because somebody burned fucking popcorn in the lounge micro
Awe. That's so sad I will teach u how 2 cook
i go to johnson and wales and the fire alarm went off at 3am my freshmen year because some stoned girl was trying to make easy mac and it went terribly wrong.
however, this puts my area code (347) to shame.
Shut the fuck up Sarre shits not funny when u keep posting it
Hahaha nice job chef Ramsey
Is this Ferrah from Teen Mom?
My girlfriend actually burnt a can of greenbeans... How is that possible?!??
that kinda sucks.. next time stick with dominos.. screw digarno!!
FIRST!!! Also, if you can do that, you're a world-class fuckup
It happens to the best of us. I can make a fantastic pie, grill a tender and moist steak, and create a seafood alfredo that will make your mouth water. But for the life of me I cannot add just the right amount of the Ramen seasoning packet to make it not over-powering, but not bland as shit, either.
Who are you kidding applying to culinary school in the first place? I've spent 12 years in the restaurant industry in 11 different restaurants including fine dining - you are going to end up running some crappy line with moody teenage cooks in a hot, busy kitchen getting no respect from your employers and shitty pay. Study something else.
back and forth forever
Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...
Silly Yank, struggling to "make it" in the real world
I would never apply to culinary school. Today I melted a huge plastic spoon while trying to heat up vegtable oil
like i said, stick to dominos.. this way you cant burn your house down either! :)
happens to me everyday.
On the bright side, you probably won't be usning microwaves in culinary though..
Now you seeeee... Whatcha do iiiiis, you take yo' greenbeans can, andya putcha can right on thestovetop! Aaaaand you go right on ahead andya startcha stove. Bothya can andya greenbeans insiiiide a burnt.
Lmmfao! My girlfriends sister burnt mac and cheese in the microwave! Made the apartment smokey and everything lol
Don't fucking bother applying to the CIA we don't want ur dumb ass here ~Helena.
Noone's born as a master chef..... You'll be fine! Just try not to poison anyone in the meantime.
The fact that you're making microwaveable pizza says you don't belong in culinary school.