But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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