if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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