So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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