yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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