You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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