Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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