that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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