So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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