i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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