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  i love accidental penises.

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• (661): View more from California

  Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy

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  Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !

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  You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......

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