i love accidental penises.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......