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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

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  Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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• (323): View more from California

  If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

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• (716): View more from New York

  So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.

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  Colt 45 out of anything is classy.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it

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• (916): View more from California

  So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition

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  Impressive. I approve.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere

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• (530): View more from California

  No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You'll pass into the great gay beyond

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank

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