North Korea, Best Korea!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
and she was petting her beer can
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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