can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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