Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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