I wish you could order shots online.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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