So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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