IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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