im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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