Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
if only i could text you this smell
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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