I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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