I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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