were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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