Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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