Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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