we're chasing vodka with high fives
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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