Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
wanna go halves on a baby?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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