So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
