...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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