Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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