What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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