we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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