You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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