doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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