And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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