i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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