brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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