She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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