so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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