I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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