Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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