my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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