i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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