I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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