Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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