Having a random hookup so left but love u
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Randomize
