what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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