Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Randomize
